Stop paying for GPUs
that aren't thinking.
Blamphs.ai is an autonomous control plane for AWS GPU workloads. It monitors your clusters, kills idle compute, self-heals CUDA failures, and cuts your bill by 40%.
Get Started Free →Your clusters talk.
Blamphs listens.
Connect via a read-only IAM role. Configure constraints in plain English. Blamphs.ai takes it from there.
It watches GPU utilization across every node, detects CUDA errors and zombie processes before they cascade, and automatically cordons off bad nodes while spinning up healthy replacements.
What runs while you sleep
Every feature is autonomous. No dashboards to check. No alerts to triage.
Autonomous Scaling
Detects idle GPUs and scales down before you waste another dollar. Scales back up milliseconds before capacity is exceeded.
Self-Healing Nodes
CUDA errors, zombie processes, memory leaks. Blamphs detects, cordons, and reboots problematic nodes without human intervention.
Predictive Budgeting
Forecasts spend based on your actual training patterns. Know what next month costs before it arrives.
Natural Language Config
"Keep GPU utilization above 80%. Never exceed $50k/month." Configure constraints like you're talking to a teammate.
Read-Only Setup
Connect with a read-only IAM role. No write access to your infrastructure. Blamphs observes, recommends, and acts through safe APIs.
GPU-First Intelligence
Built for AI workloads from day one. Understands training checkpoints, data loading patterns, and inference batching.
$44.5 billion in GPU compute is wasted every year. Yours doesn't have to be.
Blamphs.ai is the autonomous control plane that makes GPU infrastructure run itself.